Life Coach pt 1

I had two other blogs typed out, the first one was part 3 of what I hate in the media….but honestly is my writing going to change the way the media works? No. At the very least it will shed some light to my twitter followers, facebook friends, and poor saps I pawn this link off on.

The second blog is “what your presidential pick says about you” ….however I am going to go over that post again and again and again until I think its perfect because I am going to get that son of a bitch published on some type on website. I dont care if I have to make up the website in order for it to happen. 

So I apologize for the lack of posting as real life comes first on the internet (what? you’re lying….I swear) So the following series, yes I WILL keep up with this one, is going to be my ATTEMPT to show people what life REALLY is. Not the cookie cutter twitter quotes people copy and paste or retweet. I’m talking about slap you in the f*cking mouth wake up reality check life coaching.

Hopefully I can shed some more light on not only the media, but life in general. So ladies and gentleman…..prepare to be horrified as I allow you to step inside of my brain. Shits real.

The irrelevant NFL preseason: a statistical analysis

Overview

I am creating this post so my fellow blog-writer, Bryan Boggs, can formally agree that he was wrong, and I was right, in last night’s Twitter battle. I got annoyed that Cleveland Browns fans were boasting about the Browns beating the (super bowl champions!!!) Green Bay Packers in the preseason opener. Boggs, an avid fan of all things Cleveland, felt the need to call me out. Here are a selection of tweets (not all, because that would take forever)

• Me: Funny seeing browns fans excited over a preseason win. The lions went 4-0 before their 0-16 season. Patriots went 0-4 before 16-0 season.
• Boggs: @dougbrown8 part of winning is taught through habit. Things going well boost confidence&can lead into the season #thatandthelionswerebad
• Me: @itsboggs: Preseason is for coaches to evaluate their scrubs, not to win games. It literally has no bearing on team’s success.

PC = BS

So I will only say this once—if you are easily offended do not read this. Skip it and laugh at the next one I write/read andys guitar thing again or something. If you do read it and would like to debate me via facebook or twitter….well forget you read it because I don’t need to debate. Now that we got that out of the way…..prepare to be offended….I hope.

Circular stupidity: the #blamethemuslims Twitter trending topic

The worldwide trending topics

D.B.

If you notice on Twitter, the number one trending topic in the world is “#blamethemuslims“. The root of the trending topic supposedly came from a Muslim women, satirizing how the world is quick to place blame on Muslim extremists for terrorism.

But if you happen to click on the hashtag, you will find something different. You will find pissed off people wondering why such a hashtag exists, and complaining that it is currently a worldwide trending topic, and stating that people using the hashtag are ignorant, idiotic, stupid and so on.