It’s been awhile….you guys miss me? Working the night shift so I can pay student loans isn’t what I call living the dream…you know what I would rather be doing?
(this is where you say ‘what would you rather be doing bryan’)
…I’m glad you asked. I wish, like a lot of other collegiate athletes, that I could have graduated from college and played the sport I love professionally. Who doesn’t, right? Whether it be futbol, football, baseball, basketball, etc down the line. It’s the dream of nearly every collegiate athlete to go pro (unless you played at my college…couple kids just wanted drinking buddies) Everyone always asks, “IF you could play for one team who would it be?”
To me, that’s the easiest question in the world. The Cleveland Browns, right? A team I grew up watching as a young kid in Eastlake, OH (represent 440 whaaaat..ahem sorry). But lately, as I look around me I see things I never saw as a kid. As a kid I watched with my uncle Greg as the Cleveland Browns would play their hearts out to the fans who cheered their hearts out…..but back then…. I was blind, or deaf, to the voice of the disgruntled Cleveland Browns fan.
What We Need Now Is A Good Ol’ Fashioned Rapture
*if anyone would like the citations of the Bible and texts I used just ask*
Five months ago today it was all supposed to be all downhill. The “Lord” was to arrive with the sounding of a great trumpet and gather both the living and the dead. However, the man who made this prediction, Harold Camping, was wrong. Not to fret, he was only off by five months. Now after months of anticipation and all the preparations you Doomsday enthusiasts have made; its not looking so hot again.
“How could Harold Camping be wrong?! We have anxiously awaited the second coming of Jesus Christ so he may lift us up to Heaven and we may be absolved of any suffering during the End Times.”
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Posted in Religion, Social Commentary, Television, Written by Andy Horvath
Tagged apocalypse, asshole, bible, Harold Camping, Jesus, Pat Robertson, rapture, resurrection, savior